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I came across this phrase in a book yesterday "FENDER
SKIRTS".
Its a term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking
about "fender skirts" started me
thinking about other words that have quietly disappeared
from our language with hardly a notice.
Like
"curb feelers"
and "steering knobs."
Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went
that direction first. Any kids will probably have to
find some elderly person over fifty to explain some of
these terms to them.
Remember "Continental kits?" They
were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that
were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln
Continental.
When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At
some point "parking brake" became the proper term. But I
miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency
brake."
I'm sad too that almost all the old folks are gone who
would call the accelerator the "foot feed."
Did you ever wait at the street for your daddy to come
home, so you could ride the "running board" up to the
house?
Here's a phrase I heard all the
time in my youth but never anymore - "store-bought." Of
course, just about everything is store-bought these
days. But once it was bragging material to have a
store-bought dress or suit, or a store-bought bag of
candy. (or a store bought pair of false teeth)
"Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of
excitement and now means almost nothing. Now we take the
term "world wide" for granted. This floors me.
On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical
term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or
her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting!
Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting
with hardwood floors. Go figure.
When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in a
family way?" It's hard to imagine that the word
"pregnant" was once considered a little too graphic, a
little too clinical for use in polite company. So we had
all that talk about stork visits and "being in a family
way" or simply "expecting."
Apparently "brassiere" is a word
no longer in usage. I said it the other day and the
young person cracked up. I guess it's just "bra"
now. "Unmentionables" probably wouldn't be
understood at all.
I always loved going to the "picture show," but I
considered "movie" an affectation.
Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a
pure '60s word I came across the other day - "rat fink."
Ooh, what a nasty put-down!
Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a fun
word to say. And what was it replaced with? "Coffee
maker." How dull! Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this.
I miss those made-up marketing words that were meant to
sound so modern and now sound so retro. Words like "DynaFlow"
and "Electrolux." Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now
with "SpectraVision!"
Food for
thought - Was there a telethon that wiped out lumbago?
Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what
castor oil cured, because I never hear mothers
threatening kids with castor oil anymore.
Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the
endangered list. The one that grieves me most is
"supper." Now everybody says "dinner." Save a great
word; Invite someone to "supper" and discuss "fender
skirts." What a fun evening that would be!
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